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Horse Humping Candle

Horse Humping Candle-Misc-Southern Socks

Southern Socks

Z1-CNDL-HMP

32379936735321

$ 24.00

Wanna know how Kentucky has a $4 billion horse industry? We're GREAT at breeding horses. "How is someone GREAT at breeding horses?" you ask? Simple. They light a proprietary candle filled with scents of vanilla, leather, mud, and other secret scents and those horses get goin' everytime. Now available to the general public, we introduce the Horse Humping candle! May or may not work on humans. 

These limited edition soy wax wonders were crafted by modern marvel Kathy Werking, with label design by constant crusher The Hern. PSA, don't leave burning candles unattended. They are on fire. 

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